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Zoë Wanamaker Interview
The Kumars at No. 42, BBC 1, 2005

Zoe was interviewed on The Kumars, a humourous chat show, about some of her most popular work, including My Family and Harry Potter.  For anyone unfamiliar with the programme, Sanjeev Bhaskar plays aspiring television presenter Sanjeev Kumar, who interviews celebrities in a TV studio built in his parents' home.  His mother Madhuri (played by Indira Joshi), father Ashwin (Vincent Ebrahim) and grandmother Sushil (Meera Syal), however, can always be relied upon to embarrass him!

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Sanjeev Kumar:  Now, my first guest is one of this country's finest actresses.  I know that you'll wanna-make-her very welcome, because it is Zoë Wanamaker!


[Zoe enters with Sanjeev's family.]

Madhuri Kumar:  [To Zoë] There are samosas; I made them.  And here's some chutney.  Ashwin always likes a bit on the side.

Zoe Wanamaker:
  Good!

Ashwin Kumar:
  Ain't that the truth!

Sa K:
  Now, Zoe, welcome to number 42.

ZW:
  Thank you very much.

Sa K: 
Now, of course, everyone knows you from the sitcom My Family, which has been hugely successful.  What was the most fun thing about doing that show?

ZW:
  Being asked, I think.  Just working with everybody and getting to know all the other actors more, and enjoying them more.

Sushil Kumar:
  And having a regular income!

ZW:
  Yes!

Su K:
  That's quite nice, isn't it?

ZW:  It helps.

Sa K:  The cash.

ZW:  Yes.

Sa K:  Er, mum?

MK:  Zoe, in your show My Family, why do you give your husband such a hard time?  He's a dentist - that's only one down from doctor.

ZW:  Because he's not very bright and he needs to be educated in the right way.

Sa K:  Are you saying that's why he's a dentist and not a doctor?

ZW:  That's right.

Su K:  It could be worse.  He could be doing endless retakes of business studies, which is what Sanjeev did.

Sa K:  It wasn't retakes, it was just an eighteen-year course...

Su K:  Zoe, darling, you know, in India they tried to do a version of My Family, but it didn't work.  Two hundred and fifty seven main characters: that's a lot of names to remember, isn't it?

Sa K:  Talking of family, you're the daughter of a very famous man, referring of course to your father.  He was a movie director called Sam, and he came...  Well, I'm telling the story.  Why am I telling it?

Su K:  [To Sanjeev] You idiot.  [To Zoe] The great Sam Wanamaker was one of the first Method actors, wasn't he, darling?

ZW:  Yes, he was.  That's right.

Sa K:  So, could you explain Method acting?  From what I understand, Method acting is where you actually do what the character is doing.  So, for instance, if a character needed to go to the toilet, you would actually do a pooh.

[Zoe laughs and looks embarrassed.]

Sa K:  Am I simplifying, because -

ZW:  Yeah, I think you're slightly simplifying.  I think Method acting is to...  I don't know what it is.

Sa K:  - Is to do a pooh, isn't it?

ZW:  No, no!

Sa K:  But that's what...  Brando was a Method actor, wasn't he?

ZW:  Yes.

Sa K:  You could see it [Sanjeev impersonates Marlon Brando]: 'The horror, the horror!'  But explain Method acting, then.  What is it?  

ZW:  I can't really explain it, because I haven't really studied it myself, properly.  So I don't know [it] very well.  But I know there are certain ways in which to discover a character.  And one of the ways is to try and relive experiences that may be useful in - within - the character.  So, you can - if you want to - you can starve yourself if you want to - if you have to - be very, very thin, or you can...  But I think it goes too far if you want to experience murder.  I don't think one should take that up...   

Sa K:  So between, sort of, like, you know, losing weight for a part and murder, where does doing a pooh come?

ZW:  Nowhere!

Sa K:  Nowehere?  That's a fascinating area, it really is, actually.  Now, your dad came to Britain from America where he was escaping the McCarthy 'witch-hunts'.  Did he have any special powers?  Anything like that?

ZW:  [Laughs] No, he didn't.  No.  None of those.

Sa K:  But it was an horrific time, was it not, that whole McCarthy time?

Su K:  Yes, just like The Crucible, wasn't it?

AK:  Tell me about it!  It's so unfair: Jimmy White having to sit and watch Stephen Hendry making break after break!

Su K:  [Flatly, to Ashwin] Wrong Crucible.

AK:  Sorry.  Moving on, Sanjeev...

Sa K:  Sorry, Zoë.  Now, let's get back to your family - I mean your real family.  You got married quite late in the day, didn't you?  I don't mean like nine o'clock in the evening, but I mean relatively late [in life].  

ZW:  Yes, I did.  I didn't really believe in marriage very much.  And then it just became the right time, and somebody really nice asked me.

Su K:  Aah, that's lovely.

Sa K:  So I assume - like me - you've played the field quite a bit!

ZW:  [Sheepish] I'm not telling you!

Su K:  No, no, Sanjeev.  You have only played in a field.  That's a different thing.  [To Zoe] He's never had a girlfriend.

Sa K:  No, no.  What she means is I haven't met Miss Right.  That's all she means.  A woman's gotta have something pretty special to tie me down.

Su K:  Yes - muscular arms and industrial strength rope!

Sa K:  Yeah, all right, all right!

AK:  [Looks at Madhuri] I met Miss Right forty-two years ago, and she's all I've ever needed.

ZW:  Aah, that's nice.

Sa K:  Er, Dad?

AK:  Miss Wanamaker, you managed to get a designer label coat for absolutely nothing.  That story appeals to every fibre in my body.  Talk me through it, leaving out no detail.

ZW:  Well, it was...  I was doing a play called Electra, on Broadway, and in order to promote the show, I did a photo shoot.  And they lent me this coat, which I really loved; I loved it a lot.  And I kept asking the producer - I said, 'Just as a bonus, wouldn't it be nice if you gave the coat to me?'  He laughed and he wouldn't actually confront it.  And one day - one evening after the show - he came to the dressing room and he said, 'I've got somebody here to see you.'  And he said, 'It's Al Pacino.'

Su K:  [Amazed] Al Pacino!

ZW:  And I said, 'Well, tell him to go away; I'm busy and I don't want to see him at all'!  Anyway, he came in.  I was talking to him about our producer, and I was saying to him, 'He's a really mean man!'  And I said, 'For instance, he won't give me that coat' - and it was sitting on the back of the door - and he said, 'I think you should give it to her, don't you?'  So that's how I got the coat.

Su K:  Good, good, good.

AK:  I wonder if this Mr Pacino would accompany me to B&Q [a DIY shop in the UK].  Tell him it's late openings on Wednesdays.  

Sa K:  OK.

Su K:  You know, I once got a free designer cardi from Cardi Corner in Brick Lane.  It's a complete one-off, 150% nylon.  It produces so much static it's actually illegal to wear it on a commercial airliner!

Sa K:  Actually, the [inaudible] Singh fashion emporium in Southall once gave me a tank top with leg holes.  It's a one-piece thing.

ZW:  Really?

Sa K:  I only wore it once.  Yeah, because it coincided with Gay Pride week...

MK:  Zoe, you were in Harry Potter, weren't you?

ZW:  Yes.

MK:  That must have been lovely.

ZW:  Yes, it was.  It was great fun.

Sa K:  But how did they do all the flying bits in it?

ZW:  Basically, you have to sit on a bicycle seat and then get strapped in to a safety harness.  And then this machine - it had a broomstick on it...  And so the computer knows exactly what moves it's going to do.  So your broomstick can go down, or it can go up, or it can go sideways, but it's programmed in.  The day I went on it, it broke down, and it went down like this [leans forward sharply]!  Then I had to go to the canteen and have something to eat while they fixed it.  And then I had to go back in again.

Sa K:  Wow.  What did you have to eat?

ZW:  I've forgotten.

Sa K:  You see, I like those little bits of detail.  I mean, obviously, Harry Potter's been very popular the whole world over; and I feel a great affinity with Harry Potter.

ZW:  Do you?

Sa K:  Yeah, because we were both born special.  You know, I mean, he was born with wizard powers and I was born with an extra large appendix.  I can digest grass!

AK:  It's true, Miss Wanamaker.

ZW:  Really?

AK:  Most kids, you have to twist their arm to [get them to] mow the lawn.  But not Sanjeev.  

ZW:  Amazing.

Sa K:  It's true.  It's delicious.  It is lovely.

Su K:  Zoe, darling, I want to talk to you about your extraordinary performance in Mother Courage, for which you won many awards.  Now, even more extraordinary that you didn't actually have any lines, did you, in that part?  How did you do that?

ZW:  It was great.  It's best not to have any lines, and then also you die at the end and everybody feels very sorry for you, and I enjoyed that the best.  That was good.

Sa K:  [Mock-serious] Zoe Wanamaker, let me ask you this: what is the difference between Mother Courage and Mother Goose?

ZW:  I think one is a play by Brecht and the other one is a fairy story.

Sa K:  In Mother Courage do you throw sweets into the audience?

ZW:  No.  No, we didn't in that one.

Sa K:  OK, OK.  You see, it's important for the kids watching at home.  So, basically, less sweets get thrown into the audience during Brecht.  That's the way to remember it, is it not?  Which, I think, is the beauty - personally - of Brecht's work.

ZW:  [Joking] I think you're right!

Sa K:  Mum?

MK:  You were in Doctor Who, weren't you?

ZW:  Yes.  Yes, I was.

MK:  Sanjeev has to watch Doctor Who from behind the sofa.

Su K:  He watches everything from behind the sofa - that's where he hides his food.

Sa K:  [To Zoe] I've got a den back there.

ZW:  Have you?

Sa K:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  [Hides his mouth, pretending to peek out from behind the sofa.]  Now, am I eating now or not?

ZW:  No, you're not, you're not.

Sa K:  I was!  

ZW:  Were you?

Sa K:  You see, that's the beauty of it.

ZW:  [Amused] What an actor you are!

Sa K:  Thank you!

ZW:  It's amazing.  I don't know why you don't work more!  [Big laugh from audience.]

Sa K:  [Embarrassed, to Sushil]  Ask a question. 

Su K:  I want to know, darling - because you're so beautiful and lithe - do you have an exercise regime?

ZW:  I don't know about a regime, but I do do something called Pilates, which I've been doing for a very long time - about twenty-five years or so.  And I do that a lot.

Su K:  I used to do pilots in the sixties...

Sa K:  [To Zoë] Sorry.  I do apologise.  [To Sushil] You mean Pilates.

Su K:  I know what I mean.

Sa K:  We're just coming to the end of this part of the interview, and I'd like to end the interview in the way that the great Bard, Shakespeare, would end many of his plays, by saying that's all we hath time for!  Ladies and gentlemen, Zoë Wanamaker!

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